Okay, so I got this idea after watching this video, entitled "Internet Party." Here's a link to it!
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As you can see, many web communities are represented in this video, from Myspace to UrbanDictionary. And their personalities are nailed fairly well. Then, I got thinking. What if the various art sites we all knew and loved were in the same class together?
The answer? Hilarity would ensue. Let me set the scene for ya...
It's in an art class, and there are four individuals sitting at a table. One, wearing glasses, is deviantART, who believes that their teacher, Mr. Concept Art, is overly critical. To her left is SheezyArt, the kid who is trying to half-ass his way through the course. Next to him is FurAffinity, a kid with odd fetishes who can't stop talking about them. Lastly, there's Storm-Artists, the annoying child nobody likes who is trying desperately to fit in. Over at another table are two more students, one is a girl dressed very provocatively, who we learn is Hentai-Foundry, and the other is decked out in clothes from various anime, who is Fanart-Central.
dA: "Hey, Sheezy, watcha drawing there?"
SA: "Not much, just a completely original work I thought up."
dA: "That's not original, you're tracing a photograph of the Mona Lisa. I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to tell the teacher about this."
SA: "You're snitching on me!? Why would you snitch on me when Hentai-Foundry is drawing underage porn?"
FA: "Cub porn? Where!? Where!? I wanna see!"
SA: "Not cub pron, FurAffinity, the human kind."
FA: "Oh."
SA-N: "Hey, you guys wanna see what I'm drawing?"
dA: "Shut up Storm-Artists, nobody likes you."
FA: "Hey guys! Check this out!"
SA-N: "Ew!"
SA: "Eugh!"
dA: "FurAffinity, why would you draw that? That's DISGUSTING!"
FA: "YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND MY STRUGGLE! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM!?"
SA-N: "Because 'who you are' is someone who's fucking disgusting."
SA: "Shut up, Storm-Artists."
CA: "How's it coming along here?"
dA: "Oh, here Mr. Concept Art, look at my piece!"
FA-C: "Oh oh! I wanna see first!"
dA: "Ah, Fanart-Central, what the hell?"
CA: "You shouldn't snatch things out of people's hand like tha-"
FA-C: "OOOOOOOOOOOH IT'S SOOOOOOOO KAWAAAAAIIII!!!! Can I hang it on my wall? Can I can I can I?"
dA: "No, you can't, now give me back my picture!"
FA-C: "Awwwwwwwwwww."
CA: "deviantART, you drew nagas again? And you didn't take my advice from last time, either. What did I tell you, you really need to improve that snake part, it's still lumpy."
dA: "WELL FUCK YOU AND FUCK THIS ENTIRE CLASS! YOU CAN ALL GO ROT IN HELL FOR ALL I CARE! I HOPE KARMA BITES YOU IN THE ASS!"
At that point, dA stomps out of the room and goes to cry to her friend LiveJournal, who then goes to tell his friend Encyclopedia Dramatica how hilarious it was.
And... END SCENE!
Devious Comments
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What would happen if all the Internet artsites were in the same art class?
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Unused space. Oooooh!
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