Sane Intolerant's 2nd Rant

HOLY CRAP TEH MONKEY'S GOT MY HEAD YET AGAIN WITH A SPATULA LABLED "DORITOS" AND IS PLAYING SUPER MARIO BROS ON A PIANO ATTACHED TO AN ELEPHANT'S ARM!! SWEDEN'S PLANS TO POISON OUR APPLES WITH THE BLOOD OF 1000 MOTHMEN WILL EXPLODE IN THE HANGAR!! THE PIDGEONS WILL PICK THE ZIPPERS CLEAN OFF THE PANTS OF TEH CORPSES!! TREE PLUS FIRETRUCK EQUALS FISH!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE UNDER 2,787,562 LADYBUGS IN MY BATHROOM FRIDGE! THERE ARE 50 TOO MANY TO MAKE A BANANA CREME CASSOROLE WITH! EVERY TIME I TRY TO, I ALWAYS END UP HAVING TO SAVE THE PLANET JUPITER FROM TEH MONKEY THAT GETS YOUR HEAD! PAIN IS THE FUEL FOR GASOLINE POWERED SHOES! BUT NO MATTER WHAT I EAT, THERE'S ALWAYS 1 BASEBALL MITT LEFT TO BURN!! OMGWTFLOLBBQ THERE IS NO SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!111!!!1!!!!!11!1!!1!!1!