ECI in Halo, Episode 5(Note: None of this is real. A-DUUUUUUURRR.)"Are we there yet?" DC asked. "DC, we've been on the elevator for five seconds. Calm down already." SI responded. The lift finally stopped, and the soldiers stepped off, straight into yet another Flood ambush. "Where the hell are those sentinels!?" DR yelled at Guilty Spark, torching all the Flood he could with his flamethrower. But 343 just ignored him, and went on humming along. "DR! Flood grenade, behind you!" IC said, blasting a Flood in the chest with her assault rifle (she had to get rid of her sniper rifle because she found out it doesn't work to well). Flood grenade was a code name for the
ECI in Halo, Episode 4(Note: None of this is true. That would be silly.)Imagine... a large structure, filled with a plethora of information 100,000 years old. Now imagine, a little blue monitor that NOBODY likes categorizing and filing this information for so long that he has gone insane. Put it all together, and what do you get?THE LIBRARYSI, DR, DC, and IC appeared in a large installation. The monitor known as 343 Guilty Spark appeared right along with them. "Come, Reclaimers. We must collect the Index before we can activate the installation." 343 said. "Woooah, what just happened? It feels like I just downed 4 pints of alcohol and I'm feeling the aftereff
ECI in Halo, Episode 3(Note: The following events are fictional. You know why? Cause HALO IS FICTIONAL. And anyone stupid enough to reenact scenes from it should be DRAGGED OUT INTO THE STREET AND SHOT.)"Man, look at this mess!" DR said, looking at the weapons and marine armor strewn across the floor. "Yeah, but where are the bodies?" DC asked, laying the dead guy that had fallen into her arms against a wall. "Hmmmm... SI! Look! A helmet with a camera!" IC pointed out. SI walked over and picked the helmet up. "Let's see here... Jenkins. Well, maybe this Jenkins can shed some light on this mystery. Alright everyone, I'm gonna transmit the video into your helmets
ECI in Halo, Episode 2(Note: None of the events in this story are true. I mean, how could a marine NOT tell the difference between a 6' tall soldier in full body armor and a Killer Space Zombie? It's crazy!)SI, DR, DC, and IC progressed further into the base. "What do you think killed all these Covenant soldiers?" DR asked. "I'd hazard a guess that it was probably Fire Team Zeta. Those guys are ANIMALS." IC said. "Yeah, Sargent Johnson can be quite the nutjob." SI said. "Um, guys? How many Jackals does it take to paint the inside of a hallway?" DC. Who had scouted ahead, yelled back. Walking up to DC's position with DR and IC, SI responded, "DC, this hardly the
ECI in Halo, Episode 1(The following events are fictional. Mostly cause Halo wouldn't support 4 player co-op. Hell, my version doesn't even have co-op PERIOD. F*cking PC version...)The drop ship landed in the swamp, nearby another drop ship that had apparently crashed. "Alright guys, let's go." SI said, jumping out of the ship and into the murky water. "This place is disgusting." DR said, lowering himself into the swamp. "I agree." DC said, deciding to try and jump onto SI in hopes of getting a piggy back ride. But the force of DC's heavy armor knocked SI over, face first into the swamp. "Oops, sorry SI." she said. IC hopped out of the ship and landed in the swa