Sane Intolerant's 4th Rant
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT KIND OF KNOWLEDGE SPOONS MAY HAVE! THEY WILL USE THEIR MAGICAL LIVERS OF BADNESS TO TURN YOU ALL INTO CHICKEN BOOKS! THE FORBIDDEN DVD IS THE ONLY THING THAT WILL STOP THEM FROM TAKING OVER THE MAGICAL LAND OF HONEY BEES! NO! NOT THE MONKEYS! ANYTHING BUT THE MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!! They... they have the sceptor... the sceptor of all things sammich! It's the only thing keeping the headphone people in Fryland! RULED BY THE MONSTEROUS BURGER KING! And of course, his evil bride, the Dairy Queen! ANYTHING BUT THE DVD PLAYER!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Sane Intolerant's 3rd Rant
The moths, the moths...
With their magic wands of cheesecakes and dandelions! They will make you jump and twirl like a helicopter in the sunlight of winter! You will crash and flower into a pile of CD cases! And teh shinny shall be lost! NO! NOT TEH SHINNY! Yes! Unless monkeys can bleed coffee, then all is lost. Birds will become trees, trees will become lightbulbs! Only the power of a dollar can save the world from the evil that is TEH MUFFIN MAN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Sa2b's Gang Episode 4
"The Phoenix Cometh"
One night, everyone was calmly sleeping in their beds, when suddenly the wall bursts open (Useless fact: this is the first time this has happened)! Everyone is thrown from their beds to the opposite wall. "What in the frick was that?" asks Sa2b. "That would be me," said a mysterious voice from within the smoke. "And you would be?" inquires Camo. "SHUT UP! I was getting to that. My name," says the voice, as a giant robot housing a red-striped orange weasel steps out of the smoke, "is MACK!" "Corrnyyy…," Katt says, under her breath. "Say that again and I'll make your death even slower and more painful than originally!" says Mack. But before Sa2b and friends can react, the robot explodes from behind and Mack is sent flying into the sky. "Okay, stereotypical bad guy phrase. Umm... CURSE YOOU!!" Mack yells. As the dust clears, a large flaming bird is seen with a lone figure inside of it, and then flies off. While everyone wonders exactly what just happe
Sa2b's Gang Episode 3
"Camo + New Cologne = Bad"
Written by Dilussional Child
"Camo! Camo! … CAMO!!" Katt shouted as she ran through the hotel hall, clutching a brown paper bag. "Wha… AHHHH!!" Camo starts to say as Katt crashes into him as he starts walk out a door. "I got you something!" she says, holding up the paper bag. "Really?!? What?" Camo asks excitedly.
New Scene! Now the couple is in the living room, with Sa2b and Foxy. Camo is holding up a bottle of men's cologne. "What the heck is this?' Camo asks as he reads the label. "Cologne for you. I had some extra money, so I bought something for you. Do you like it?" Camo reads the label. ' The cologne that makes you feel and smell like a manly man! Side effects include…' "Camo looks at Katt with a forced smile. "Let's just say my self esteem and ego have just reached –1,089."
"Just try it!"
"I think you should try it, Camo." Sa2b says.
"Me too!" Foxy adds in.
Camo looks back at Katt, who is pouting her l
Sa2b's Gang Episode 2
"Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty"
One day, everyone was sitting around the room, bored. "Where the heck could Sa2b be?" inquires Camo. "He's been gone for quite a while," Knumchuck points out. "He'll be here soon, don't worry," Foxy says, reassuringly. Suddenly, the door bursts open and in walks Sa2b. "Hey, guys, guess what?" "Oh, you mean guess what you were doing for THREE FREAKING HOURS?!?!?" exclaims Camo. "Noooo, guess where we're going!" "Where?" asks Foxy, excitedly. "We're going to DISNEY WORLD!!" screams Sa2b. "YAAAAAAAAYY!!" everyone yells. "ONWARD!" Sa2b says, as they all vanish.
Reex Cave, Subterranean Disney World
Sa2b, Knumchuck, Camo, and Foxy appear in a puff of smoke. "Where are we?" Camo asks. "Dude, didn't you read the subtitles? It said we're in Reex cave, obviously a walk-through ride at this new part of the park called 'Subterranean Disney World,'" explained Sa2b, as he broke the fourth wall. "Well, let's find the exit," Knumchuck suggests. While everybody wal