BALLS OF STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL.

Alright! So, a couple of little updates.

1.) My game for November, Left 4 Dead 2, is being released tomorrow! I'll be picking it up either tomorrow or Thursday and will be playing it this weekend. Expect a review of it around Saturday/Sunday!

2.) In terms of demo reviews, I haven't seen any really big ones being released recently, but that won't stop me! Why? Because I recieved my code to download the demo of Bayonetta (which, unfortunately, not on my planner).

3.) Speaking of my planner, the games for January and February are, officially, Mass Effect 2 and Bioshock 2 (respectively). The months following have not been decided just yet.

4.) Finally, news on the deviation front!

Faces on the Wall 2 - The mini-adventure continues with Carmen and Juni discovering something unsettling, requiring Chrias and Blix to meet up with them. Where could this mystery lead?

Speaking of our anthropomorphic friends, their story is getting rather long, isn't it? Some of you new readers may or may not have any desire to read it, perhaps because of how little you know of it. Well, allow me to explain.

The story (as in, every single part of it) is Morphkind. It takes place in a future where an interstellar opject fell to Earth, sending out a wave of energy that transformed some of Earth's animals into anthropomorphic versions of their former selves (an incident known as "The Great Morph"). Not all of them, though. Only those animals with a certain genetic code were transformed. As it played out, mammals have the largest morphed population, followed by reptiles, birds, fish, and finally insects and other various creatures.

Our story takes place almost a century after the Great Morph and is set primarily in one of the many morph-designated cities in operation all across the planet. It follows the adventures of Chrias the Great White, Fèi Lín the tiger shark, and Blix the black housecat. These three are joined by Kenneth the coyote, Carmen the chameleon, and Juni the dragonfly over the course of the story. All of these characters work for the Morph Protection Agency, an agency in operation in all major morph communities. Their job is to ensure the continued well-being of all morphs regardless of species.

After a couple peaks into the lives and backgrounds of our three main characters, the story begins as Chrias and Blix are on a mission with a lion named Lexington as Fèi Lín monitors them. Lex doesn't last very long, however, and the two remaining agents are forced to complete the mission on their own. They soon find out, however, that the base they're infiltrating is part of an even larger scheme.

So there's some background. Oh, another thing. I'm going to be editing and renaming all of "The Writer's Struggle." For those of you who fell in love with the segments where I focused on the fanfiction writer, don't fret, he'll be getting a deviation all to himself composed of all his appearances.

For those of you who haven't read the story, you can go check it out in its current form in my gallery. Just click the folder marked "The Writer's Struggle," start with INTERVIEW TAPE 427, and continue from there! Once you finish, be sure to check out their continuing adventures in "Faces on the Wall!"

5.) One quick LP update before we depart. Discussions between me and ~PaxtonMan concerning our Let's Play of Resident Evil 5 have been proceeding well. By studying other LP's, good and bad, we have come up with various dos and don'ts that should allow us to produce something of a decent quality. We've weighed our options concerning editing and uploading and what to do for each

Don't expect this LP for a while, though. We need time to procure necessary equipment and test-run the game. Expect it to begin next summer.

Keep an eye on this space for updates and game reviews!

EDIT: FUCKING FUCK FUCKER FUCKHEAD PIECE OF PIGSHIT FUCKING ASSLICKING CUNT FUCK BITCH SHIT FUCKING FUCK FUCK ASSCUNT FUCKING FUCKER FUCKING FUCK!

Translation: My 360 just red ringed.